I’m flirting with a boy through mutual Comedy Bang Bang references. Nice.

 
If you’re not following me on twitter, you’re missing out on some real gems.

If you’re not following me on twitter, you’re missing out on some real gems.

 

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

whenever I’ve been put under anesthesia I’ve always woken up simultaneously laughing and crying hysterically.

 
so now you’re about to turn twenty and the world hasn’t gotten any bigger for you. you’re untouched, unloved, unprepared. your parents still pay for your gas. your friends all have internships. one of them even got cast to be in a movie. you’ve got all this talent that you don’t know how to share. you just want to fuck someone, anyone, to feel a little less like an island. the man at the McDonald’s drive-thru held both sides of your hand when he handed you your change and you cried the entire way home. skin burns. you’re about to turn twenty and you feel like you’re fifteen. you sleep for fourteen hours and still need a nap. the world is shrinking one empty heartache at a time.
you’re scared you’ll never find anyone to love you, not even well. you’ll settle for anything.
don’t.
you’re about to turn twenty and they never remind you how young that is. falling in love does not make you grow up, heartbreak does, and there is more than one way to fall apart. you’re about to turn twenty and it’s okay if you aren’t ready. it’s okay if you aren’t ready. it’s okay.
turning 20 | Caitlyn S. (via alonesomes)
 

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

 
(My husband) loves the Chocktaw. He can’t sleep so he constantly plays Comedy Bang Bang podcasts all night long, so in my sleep I think Scott Aukerman is laying next to me and it’s like a horrible nightmare from which I will never recover, which I know Kulap lives every day of her life.
Jessica St. Clair on Who Charted (x)
 
I’m the resident psychic here. My name is Shawn Spencer.
 
I love this picture so much I spent $50 to get it printed on canvas to hang in my room

I love this picture so much I spent $50 to get it printed on canvas to hang in my room

 
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